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Anya: For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe.
And now I’m stuck at Sunnydale High... mortal... a child... and I’m flunking math.
(Episode: Doppelgangland)

Anya: What a day. Give me a beer.
Bartender: ID. ID.
Anya: I’m 1120 years old. Just give me a frickin’ beer!
Bartender: ID.
Anya: Give me a Coke.
(Episode: Doppelgangland)

Anya: I lost my powers. I got stuck in this person. And now I have all these feelings. I don’t understand it. I don’t like it. All I know is I really want to go to this dance and I want someone to go with me.
(Episode: The Prom)

Anya: You know, you can laugh, but I have witnessed a millenium of treachery and oppression
from the males of the species. And I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them.
Xander: Then why are you talking to me?
Anya: I don’t have a date for the prom.
Xander: Well, gosh. I wonder why not? It couldn’t have anything to do with your sales pitch.
Anya: Men are evil. Will you go with me?
Xander: One of us is very confused, and I honestly don’t know which.
(episode: The Prom)

Anya: We could do something else you like. We could... watch sports... of some kind. Xander Uh, I don’t know. Anya Men like sports. I’m sure of it. Xander Yes, men like sports. Men watch the action movie. They eat of the beef and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrong and that’s all you’ve learned.
(Episode: Graduation Day part I)