FHM tv babes special 09/07/2001

What makes you different from the many goofs in Hollywood? I’ve never had any sort of homosexual experience with a girl. I’d really be hard pressed to think of an actress out there who hasn’t at least tried it. I’ll be at parties and everybody’s talking about that stuff.

Do you feel as though you’re missing out? For so many men, it’s a huge fantasy. There’s a certain way of life that exists here, and don’t get me wrong, I’m not against it. I just don’t think about it. But if my boyfriend said, ‘I think it would be really cool if I saw you kiss a girl,’ I’d be like ‘All right.’ I’m pretty much your ideal girlfriend. And I like football.

Everyone in Hollywood seems to be shedding their tops in movies. If appearing topless meant you could skip all the B-movie grunt work, would you do it? Would I pull a Sharon Stone? If it were whipping of my top for some gratuitous reason where I walk in a room or something, I probably would. My problem isn’t the nudity, it’s the love scenes. I’ve heard about, well, I know people who have actually… done everything.

You mentioned both fantasy and football. Ever owned a fantasy football team? I am in a fantasy league and I have such a great team, but I lost. I had Faulk and Gannon, Chris Carter, Jamaal Anderson and I still lost. People usually get 40 points per week, but one weekend I scored 90 points. That’s ridiculous. The pool was only for around $500 though.

Speaking of cash, what’s the closest you’ve ever come to being mugged? I was walking my ex-boyfriend’s dog in a park that borders the LA River, and I was assaulted. There was no one around except this guy with a bulldog. My dog was off the leash and the dogs started fighting. The guy had steel-toed boots and started kicking the hell out of my dog. I was like ‘What the fuck did you do to my dog?’ He started screaming and pinned me against the fence. I stayed calm and got him to let me go. He said, ‘Maybe I should just pop you, you bitch.” I grabbed the dogs collar and turned to go and he just went woosh with the back of his hand. I was so wigged out and my dog was limping.

If you had 30 seconds to exact revenge, what would you do?

Just kick the shit out of him!